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Tramadol Tales, Brought to You by AOL

August 23, 2009

Following in Eric Allam’s footsteps, below are chronological snapshots of the search history of seven different users who searched AOL for “tramadol” over a period of several months in 2006. I winnowed extraneous search terms to arrive at something approaching narrative coherence for each. Eric refers to this process as “curating,” which I think is awesome because it’s the word DFW used to describe the main character of Wittgenstein’s Mistress in her quest to make sense of a world that presented itself to her as an overwhelming rush of unrelated data points.

You can click each user number to check out their unedited search-stream.

I. Greek Drama (user #1302027)

greek drama
pisistratus
greek drama history
demeter
oedipus-ode

tramadol
drug users like tramadol
do frequent drug users like tramadol
pill poppers web site
pill poppers tramadol
tramadol vs. vicodin

joys of tramadol

how to get an opiate prescribed
prescribe me opiates
injuries for which opiates are prescribed

interesting one night trip in ny
hotel amenities
hotels with jacuzzi
luxury suite ny
romantic hotel room

oedipus irony

unlawful possession of marijuana
fine for possession of two dimes
speeding 50 in a 35 ny
fine imposed for 15 mph over the speed limit ny
alcohol volume of miller high life

nys unemployment

episodic memory
psychological analysis of an episodic memory

why is lil kim in prison
depression
tara reid naked
new fun sex positions
fun sex ideas

arnot ogden medical center

II. Wheel of Fortune (user #3132686)

tramadol
tramadol
mapquest
tramadol

spokane volunteer programs
spokane wa women organizations

mapquest

ww.monitoredtreatmentprog ram.com
http://www.mtp.com
http://www.nursesaddiction.com

wheel of fortune
buyxanax
buyambien

http://www.nursesaddiction.com
http://www.nursesinrecovery.com
http://www.professionaldrugabuse .

tramadol
tramadol
tramadol
tramadol
tramadol

III. Stop Tramadol Tolerance (user #12577545)

tramadol stopped working
addiction help

tramadol work again
reverse tramadol tolerance
tramadol tolerance improved
stop tramadol tolerance

IV. How to Write Your Autobiography (user #1791793)

art auction website
native american avatars

can you test positive for cocaine if you were just around people who were smoking it

arts san jose ca
san jose institute of contemporary art
native american art san jose ca
how to write your autobiography

lakota man how to prevent rape
wounded healer
being close to your wounds wounded healer
end of the trail

wa sexual violence
wa child support
laws protecting against women rape who were drunk
http://www.welcometobarbados.org
laws protecting against women rape who were drunk

bellingham bay plans cultural arts
cob strategic arts plan
federal law against sexual assault of intoxicated
tribal laws against sexual assault of intoxicated
san jose arts
san jose native american art gallery

native american civil rights
i did not report recent employment for three weeks food stamps

state sexual assault laws
washington state sexual assault laws
arizona coalition against domestic violence
sexual assault reasonable resistance for prosecution
what states allow reasonable resistance in sexual assaults for prosecution

three tier mental rat cage
three tier metal rat cage
hud housing
low income apartments bellingham

opiate conference st. lukes community health education bellingham
buprenorphine and ptsd
daily tramadol opiate abuse
buprenorphine side effects
suboxone 12 step support group
cost of suboxone
brain chemistry long term addiction suboxone ptsd
methadone anonymous

real estate newport beach oregon
san jose ca arts culture

native american personals
celibate dating site

find money

oregon alcohol and drug treatment
intervention specialist oregon alcohol and drug treatment

native american jobs
original native american art paintings galleries

V. Soul Food (user #11626791)

what is the significance of the bread and wine at communion
leviticus 17 11
the blood of christ
luke 22; 20

mashed cauliflower
soul food cooking recipes

clothing store for short men
what is a holistic approach to flagulence
cure for flagulance
remedies for gas
any remedies to help facial mucles affected by bells palsy

is ginko biloba safe for every one
how much b12 is safe to take
how do you know if you have heavy metals in your system

religions and where they started
tramadol

what is meaning of discomfort in middle of chest
what causes blood and water to come out of the body
why does piercing in the side caes water and blood come out of the body separate
what cased blood and water to come out of jesus body
what medically cause blood and water to come out of jesus body

VI. Tramadol Side Effects (user #14454917)

penis shapes and sizes
pictures of penis shapes and sizes
penis pictures
penis shapes
penis shapes and sizes pictures

funny penis shapes and sizes
funny penis shapes
http://www.all-penis.com
pictures of penis shapes

macular degeneration tramadol
tramadol vision problems
tramadol side effects

VII. Comedy Tragedy Masks (user #5275826)

which gilmore girls character are you

heroine
heroin
heroine

boy stains
body stains
body stain tattoo
tattoo shops in ohio

comedy tragedy masks

theatre tattoos
art tattoo
ear tattoos

comedy tragedy masks

signs of pregnancy
how to cause miscarriages
where the wild things grow
where the wild things are
pregnant women
free dating sites
love me if you dare

comedy tragedy masks

anorexia
calorie counter
tramadol
let’s pretend
dontshutmedown.com

what mythological creature are you
which x men are you
what old movie star are you
which classic movie star are you

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10 Comments leave one →
  1. August 23, 2009 3:09 pm

    And what’s really going to blow your mind is that I used “curating” because thats the word DFW utilized (take that snoots!) to describe Wittgenstein’s Mistress, which review I read and which book I am currently reading. Synchronicity can be freaky sometimes, eh?

  2. August 23, 2009 11:01 pm

    This is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. I think you should send it to Harper’s.

    readings@harpers.org

    No individual acknowledgement will be supplied, but they’d be fools to pass over this.

  3. August 28, 2009 12:58 am

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  4. CarolynM permalink
    August 30, 2009 2:45 pm

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